Fignilbess is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, charitable shrew.

Fignilbess created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fignilbess, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fignilbess, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Fignilbess' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fignilbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

3. Gulls are not to be trusted.

4. Always treat manatees with great respect.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.