Staf Bodxemtarggad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, astonishing chinchilla.

Staf Bodxemtarggad created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Staf Bodxemtarggad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Staf Bodxemtarggad, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Staf Bodxemtarggad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Staf Bodxemtarggad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always wear green.

4. Never feed beans to grasshopers while wearing turquoise shirts.

5. Put Staf Bodxemtarggad first in all things.