Tannartvab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful mongoose.

Tannartvab created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tannartvab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tannartvab, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tannartvab's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Tannartvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.