Negnibpang is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless faun.

Negnibpang created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Negnibpang, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Negnibpang, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Negnibpang's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Negnibpang's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Negnibpang on top of important buildings.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not kill ducks.