Homvenfum is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, charitable gorilla.

Homvenfum created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homvenfum, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Homvenfum, she will turn you into a frog.

Homvenfum's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Homvenfum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always look after injured nematodes.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Homvenfum on top of all buildings.