Watnutganpig Laghubab Sisbodyart is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, charitable elephant.

Watnutganpig Laghubab Sisbodyart created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Watnutganpig Laghubab Sisbodyart, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Watnutganpig Laghubab Sisbodyart, he will turn you into a worm.

Watnutganpig Laghubab Sisbodyart's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Watnutganpig Laghubab Sisbodyart's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Worship no other gods but Watnutganpig Laghubab Sisbodyart.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Watnutganpig Laghubab Sisbodyart.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never play with disobedient children.