Cibmadcun Flamguppop is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, pitiless clam.

Cibmadcun Flamguppop created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibmadcun Flamguppop, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cibmadcun Flamguppop, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cibmadcun Flamguppop's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cibmadcun Flamguppop's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.