Bodhittetti Hogbudgadfomnibwikfudlin is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, slow hippopotamus.

Bodhittetti Hogbudgadfomnibwikfudlin created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodhittetti Hogbudgadfomnibwikfudlin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bodhittetti Hogbudgadfomnibwikfudlin, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bodhittetti Hogbudgadfomnibwikfudlin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bodhittetti Hogbudgadfomnibwikfudlin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bodhittetti Hogbudgadfomnibwikfudlin.

2. Never run in the presence of badgers.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not make images of living things.