Sigcunban is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy dragonfly.

Sigcunban created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigcunban, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sigcunban, he will not invite you to parties.

Sigcunban's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Sigcunban's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention bats.

2. Never sit in the presence of doves.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Hide from pink horses for they are unholy.