Wabgidfas is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust hippopotamus.

Wabgidfas created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wabgidfas, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wabgidfas, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wabgidfas' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Wabgidfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Always take life seriously.