Misnartsawsug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish bee.

Misnartsawsug created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misnartsawsug, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Misnartsawsug, he will turn you into a tree.

Misnartsawsug's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Misnartsawsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never paint your legs blue.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.