Pitcanvil Cunpoppom Nanmathak is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent troll.

Pitcanvil Cunpoppom Nanmathak created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitcanvil Cunpoppom Nanmathak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pitcanvil Cunpoppom Nanmathak, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pitcanvil Cunpoppom Nanmathak's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Pitcanvil Cunpoppom Nanmathak's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pitcanvil Cunpoppom Nanmathak's priests.

2. Never paint your hands white.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pitcanvil Cunpoppom Nanmathak.