Babfencunjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish monkey.

Babfencunjarn created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babfencunjarn, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Babfencunjarn, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Babfencunjarn's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Babfencunjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt great tits.

2. Never wear white scarves.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.