Tamflislen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid walrus.

Tamflislen created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamflislen, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tamflislen, it will torture you forever.

Tamflislen's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tamflislen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Feed all hungry nematodes.

4. Do not take Tamflislen's name in vain.

5. Never talk about black holes.