Sandkanvogjamsugcencunbest is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate bee.

Sandkanvogjamsugcencunbest created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandkanvogjamsugcencunbest, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sandkanvogjamsugcencunbest, she will destroy your home planet.

Sandkanvogjamsugcencunbest's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Sandkanvogjamsugcencunbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near whales.

2. Do not speak about limes.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never laugh in holy places.