Cebsindotzim is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, thoughtless otter.

Cebsindotzim created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebsindotzim, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cebsindotzim, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cebsindotzim's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cebsindotzim's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cebsindotzim.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about stars.