Dummannurnad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying armadillo.

Dummannurnad created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dummannurnad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dummannurnad, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dummannurnad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dummannurnad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three doves approach from the south.

2. Do not kill cats.

3. Do not hurt frogs.

4. Dummannurnad loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.