Cissstandossyot is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, loving sheep.

Cissstandossyot created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Cissstandossyot, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cissstandossyot, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cissstandossyot's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cissstandossyot's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cissstandossyot.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.