Teengovdot is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring lizard.

Teengovdot created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Teengovdot, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Teengovdot, he will laugh at you.

Teengovdot's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Teengovdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs.

2. Hide from cyan seals for they are unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.