Jadsuglarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, pitiless rhinoceros.

Jadsuglarp created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadsuglarp, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jadsuglarp, he will not care at all.

Jadsuglarp's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Jadsuglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Hide from orange goats for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.