Cubhinxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring donkey.

Cubhinxuck created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubhinxuck, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cubhinxuck, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cubhinxuck's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Cubhinxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Put Cubhinxuck first in all things.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.