Rotdosswot is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, astonishing toad.

Rotdosswot created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotdosswot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rotdosswot, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rotdosswot's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Rotdosswot's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

3. Rotdosswot must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat peas.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.