Arpbogvonlad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-powerful duck.

Arpbogvonlad created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpbogvonlad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Arpbogvonlad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Arpbogvonlad's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Arpbogvonlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Arpbogvonlad's name in vain.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. Always treat hamsters with great respect.