Ladvidcubnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident mouse.

Ladvidcubnarl created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Ladvidcubnarl, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ladvidcubnarl, it will turn you into a dog.

Ladvidcubnarl's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Ladvidcubnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six seals approach from the south.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not kill manatees.