Dabruttdotfetgedpib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, kind gerbil.

Dabruttdotfetgedpib created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabruttdotfetgedpib, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dabruttdotfetgedpib, it will be very unhappy.

Dabruttdotfetgedpib's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dabruttdotfetgedpib's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five voles approach from the south.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Dabruttdotfetgedpib on top of important buildings.

5. Retreat if eight nematodes approach from the west.