Loglenkan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, clever finch.

Loglenkan created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Loglenkan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Loglenkan, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Loglenkan's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Loglenkan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three mites approach from the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Loglenkan.

4. Run away from fawn tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Loglenkan.