Dudgadfun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured fly.

Dudgadfun created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Dudgadfun, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dudgadfun, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dudgadfun's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dudgadfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Always treat geese with great respect.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help ants in need.

5. Do not covet oxen.