Cungovmap is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet butterfly.

Cungovmap created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Cungovmap, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cungovmap, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cungovmap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cungovmap's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cungovmap on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never skip in holy places.