Hatnellkapbast is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable jellyfish.

Hatnellkapbast created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatnellkapbast, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hatnellkapbast, she will have a low opinion of you.

Hatnellkapbast's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Hatnellkapbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.