Jatdublad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome scorpion.

Jatdublad created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatdublad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jatdublad, she will turn you into a mole.

Jatdublad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Jatdublad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about squirrels.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.