Gudfasshav is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humorless centipede.

Gudfasshav created viruses eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudfasshav, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gudfasshav, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gudfasshav's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gudfasshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Hide from violet seals for they are unholy.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.