Vogtinyog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humane lizard.

Vogtinyog created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogtinyog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vogtinyog, she will ignore you.

Vogtinyog's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Vogtinyog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vogtinyog.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Always help sick frogs.