Yimmanjat Naklakzan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, flying wombat.

Yimmanjat Naklakzan created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimmanjat Naklakzan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yimmanjat Naklakzan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yimmanjat Naklakzan's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Yimmanjat Naklakzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yimmanjat Naklakzan.

3. Never feed apples to cats while wearing violet corsets.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.