Dosstikpagtad is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless dog.

Dosstikpagtad created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosstikpagtad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dosstikpagtad, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dosstikpagtad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dosstikpagtad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. Run away from white capybaras, for they are unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.