Vagnellsog is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome swallow.

Vagnellsog created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagnellsog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vagnellsog, she will be very unhappy.

Vagnellsog's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Vagnellsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Feed all hungry manatees.