Pagbifpop is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciful chinchilla.

Pagbifpop created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagbifpop, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pagbifpop, it will laugh at you.

Pagbifpop's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Pagbifpop's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. You must never eat strawberries.