Nelljopvonk Citneggub is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, calm goat.

Nelljopvonk Citneggub created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelljopvonk Citneggub, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nelljopvonk Citneggub, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nelljopvonk Citneggub's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nelljopvonk Citneggub's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry badgers.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look at galaxies.