Danripgub Pin is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, egotistical guinea pig.

Danripgub Pin created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Danripgub Pin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Danripgub Pin, it will be very unhappy.

Danripgub Pin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Danripgub Pin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Hide if four nematodes approach from the west.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.