Tikyarpbifquillbudrig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, passionate pigeon.

Tikyarpbifquillbudrig created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikyarpbifquillbudrig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tikyarpbifquillbudrig, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tikyarpbifquillbudrig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tikyarpbifquillbudrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never paint your arms gray.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.