Cedjig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless guinea pig.

Cedjig created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedjig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cedjig, she will be very sad.

Cedjig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Cedjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cedjig.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.