Bedfettun Kadfligbatrowpongessvid is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, sapient wyrm.

Bedfettun Kadfligbatrowpongessvid created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedfettun Kadfligbatrowpongessvid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bedfettun Kadfligbatrowpongessvid, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bedfettun Kadfligbatrowpongessvid's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bedfettun Kadfligbatrowpongessvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.