Hun Fedgam is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, self-assured shrew.

Hun Fedgam created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Hun Fedgam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hun Fedgam, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hun Fedgam's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hun Fedgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick birds.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never mention tortoises.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.