Figflatnilbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a large, overgenerous pigeon.

Figflatnilbonk created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figflatnilbonk, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Figflatnilbonk, it will turn you into a rat.

Figflatnilbonk's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Figflatnilbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention horses.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.