Queeggub is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing gnu.

Queeggub created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Queeggub, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Queeggub, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Queeggub's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Queeggub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always take life seriously.