Fitpodyarmip is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, loving fly.

Fitpodyarmip created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitpodyarmip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fitpodyarmip, it will turn you into a goat.

Fitpodyarmip's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fitpodyarmip's Holy Commandments

1. Fitpodyarmip loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about gravity.