Bosspassag is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, two-faced naga.

Bosspassag created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bosspassag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bosspassag, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bosspassag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bosspassag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Worship no other gods but Bosspassag.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.