Gadlenhun is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing human.

Gadlenhun created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadlenhun, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gadlenhun, it will not care.

Gadlenhun's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gadlenhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gadlenhun's name in vain.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.