Gupmilbim is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful toad.

Gupmilbim created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupmilbim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gupmilbim, it will make you grow a tail.

Gupmilbim's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gupmilbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never skip near ducks.