Quillhogfut is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unfair ant.

Quillhogfut created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillhogfut, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quillhogfut, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Quillhogfut's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Quillhogfut's Holy Commandments

1. Put Quillhogfut first in all things.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

5. Fast once a month.