Babart Dimhaslak Fotarfgad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive monkey.

Babart Dimhaslak Fotarfgad created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babart Dimhaslak Fotarfgad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Babart Dimhaslak Fotarfgad, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Babart Dimhaslak Fotarfgad's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Babart Dimhaslak Fotarfgad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Babart Dimhaslak Fotarfgad.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.